Paula Ines: My Noop Adventures

Hallo, all ;D

I always make a life thread in the guild forum, but then it all gets lost when our guild disbands, changes name, etc.
I thought about making a life thread in a tibia fansite instead, but then I would only be allowed to post tibia-related stuff.
I like to be random sometimes, so I decided to start my life thread somewhere else.
I invite you all to visit my blog ;D


http://pauines.tumblr.com


I might still post a few screenies here

<3

hahahaah graax chammak chalooooooooooooo <3

super pro blog

Now I can stalk your life.


hehehehehehehehehe.

Today we went on a guild hunt and I got a level yay!
Scary demons T.T

GRAX LVL

Haha Delly looks so serious with Warrior Outfit :p

Yesterday I was driving past a building and I read "Hotel Delita" and I was like wathhhh, but when I looked a second time the "i" was missing

HAHAHHAH

HOTEL DELTA?

NOOB HOTEL

hi hi  I just wanted to say that I went to one of my best friends' wedding last night and I invited Weist and had such a great time  he is cool kkkkkkkkk

WHAT?

OUR WEISTY?

WHY NO PICTURES?!

OMG HI PAULA

OMG DELLY!!! PLS KEEP YOUR JEWELS SAFE!!!! TEHEHE  



Swedish men told to beware testicle-munching fish

Experts have warned Swedish men to keep their swimming trunks on if taking a dip in a sound off the country's southern coast, after a South American fish known for attacking testicles was discovered in the area.

The alert came after a fisherman in the Oresund Sound last week retrieved a 21 centimetre pacu - a relative of the piranha that is most commonly found in the Amazon region.

"Keep your swimwear on if you're bathing in the Sound these days - maybe there are more out there!" cautioned the National History Museum in neighbouring Denmark.

The freshwater fish, which can grow up to 90 centimetres and weigh up to 25 kilogrammes, has been nicknamed the "ball cutter" for its attacks on the male genitalia.

In areas where pacus proliferate, fishermen have reportedly bled to death after losing their testicles to the fish's crushing jaws.

Found in most rivers in the Amazon and Orinoco basins in South America, they have also been spotted in Papua New Guinea, where it is believed they have been introduced to boost fish stocks. Discoveries have also been reported in several US states; in 2006, officials at one Texas lake reportedly put a $100 bounty on the pacu caught there.

But this is the first time a pacu has been caught at sea in Europe, the museum said.

"The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off," Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, said.

"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth," he told The Local.

"And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It's not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden."

The pacu was similar in appearance to its notorious cousin, the piranha, he said.

"They are almost identical to the piranha, you couldn't even tell from the outside. It's just that they have different teeth. Flatter and stronger, perfect for crushing," he added.

Mr Carl said that the discovery of one pacu - which is currently undergoing DNA tests to confirm its identity - should not keep Swedish men out of the water. But if more were found in the area, it could become a serious issue, he suggested.

"This one was the first, but who knows, it's probably not the last."

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SOURCE: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/10234986/Swedish-men-told-to-beware-testicle-munching-fish.html

DON'T YOU THINK I READ THE NEWS PAULA?!

Thank you for the warning and your concern for my genitals nonetheless. Though not to worry, I assure you that they are safe and not at risk.

ALOL.

I worry about Delly's genitals everyday.

Empalix wrote:

I worry about Delly's genitals everyday.

Nice empalix, nice. This will be my new signature

Please, Delly, I had to make sure you had read that article in particular CAUSE I WORRY JUST LIKE NATHAN DOES HUEHUHUEHEUE

So pro  

GRAX UGLEH

Aiko Hazami wrote:

  OMG!

nice xD!!
well.. my fishing used to be around 48~53
but i stopped fishing for a while.. and with all the deaths
my actual  fishing nowdays is aroud 38~39

gogog topness!

Same thing with me! My fishing was at like 70 (or 75 can't remember) at its best back when I used to fish, then I stopped fishing and over time with deaths it is now at 65.

CONGRATULATIONS PAULA UPDATE LIFE THREAD  <3

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FISH!!!!

Thank you, all
@Chinny nao eating my cool fish!!!! I make a living out of them huehue

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This is my new house
I decided to get a house because beds in guildhall are always full!
and there were no rooms available
My mages need a bed to get soulpoints back since I rarely hunt and I'm always mana sitting (and fishing).
I also use my house as a depot since I have many chars.

I've had my eyes set on this house for ages!
When I used to play before, this house was owned for like 3 years in a row by a person who didn't even seem to play on Fidera.
The characters were always in bed and the decoration was always the same: a table and a couple of chairs
... and sometimes they would add an item of the season (jack o' lantern, christmas decorations, coloured eggs, etc).

So I'm very happy this house was finally available :DAnd it's mine!!!

Aiko and Nago are my neighbours
Such a cool neighbourhood!!!



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Also, my brother logged in yesterday and wants me to get him premmy time hahaha
but hmmm last time I got him premmy time he only played for like a week -.-
It was such a waste of money since i got him 3 months -.- so idk... i'll see...
If he keeps logging in I might get it for him...
but i'd need to fish a lot more T.T
'cause that would be saying bye bye to all of my money to get him a scroll.

Congratulations new house Feia.

AS I CAN SEE YOU SPAMMED "HOME SWEET HOME"

YOUR HOME IS REALLY SO SWEET


I WANT TO LIVE ON THAIS !!!!!
DAMN